unpresidented

talk shit get hit   have fun   m.g.breeze   

i dare you

sassylesbiandelilahmoreau:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

Two kinds of people.

^ there could be a funny comment to tell about this conversation, im ‘branch’ing out to anyone to find it?

sassylesbiandelilahmoreau:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

Two kinds of people.

^ there could be a funny comment to tell about this conversation, im ‘branch’ing out to anyone to find it?

(Source: samuelfriberg, via teacupsandhorcruxes)

— 1 month ago with 152143 notes
smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

this made me laugh quite fuhrer-iously.

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

this made me laugh quite fuhrer-iously.

(Source: sinascheeeen, via smokydew)

— 2 months ago with 255731 notes
mattymiller:

g-lderoylockhart:

danglingthpider:

freakshow1313:


this is like porn. omg

its better than porn.

The pen is mightier than the penis

Reblogging again because DAMN

WTF I CAN’T EVEN READ THIS WORD

Pen porn you reckon ^^

mattymiller:

g-lderoylockhart:

danglingthpider:

freakshow1313:

this is like porn. omg

its better than porn.

The pen is mightier than the penis

Reblogging again because DAMN

WTF I CAN’T EVEN READ THIS WORD

Pen porn you reckon ^^

(Source: runawaytram)

— 2 months ago with 646663 notes

jaidensophoto:

Car seat chronicles. From the streets to the suburbs.

— 2 months ago with 13 notes

idonotlikethatsam-i-am:

matafari:

Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink

Respect.

(Source: lexiegrey, via tobeinsaneisbeautiful)

— 2 months ago with 176086 notes